Heavy Petting! KC Burlesque and Drag to the RESCUE for homeless animals!

21 Apr

Photo by Russ Matthews

Darlings, Goldie Goldstein is a doll.

She’s a love.

She’s one of the best humans you’ll ever meet. Just stand next to her for a moment and well, you’ll feel a warm glow inside.

Goldie has her shimmy on with an event you don’t want to miss FRIDAY (4/22) Night!

Here’s the Down and Dirty:

The Riot Room4048 Broadway, KCMO

7:30pm – 9:30pm    ~   $10

Wear comfy shoes (standing room only) and bring some cash for raffle tix!

We have HUNDREDS in BIG $$$$ raffle prizes!!

All proceeds of the event will be allocated by FRIENDS OF HALFWAY HOME.

Check out the event on Facebook!


Photo by Ann Brown Photography

Sweet Shiksa- I got two words for ya, Darling- HEAVY PETTING!!

Oy Vey!  If I ain’t gettin’ any- I’m gonna help someone else get some!  ‘Cause I’m a giver, you know? 

And summa of da best kinda someones I know have fur all over ‘em.

I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout those hairy-chested men dat I like so much, although Mr. Goldstein <God rest his soul> enjoyed his nightly brushings too. 

So, if ya can’t get out to a shelter to help walk or care for homeless animals, then wutcha do is ya getcha money out.  You go to events like dis one and ya pay for someone to entertain you.

(Speaking of entertainment – You’ll see Sweet Louise, Annie Cherry and Artemus Vulgaris, Daisy Buckët (who in fact is the definition of drag queen according to wikipedia), Goldie Goldstein, Yvette D’Sin, Dee Dee Delicious , Kinsey Scale, Stella Blue, Boom Boom McKenzie, and our emcee… Mama DOOM!)

Da money is handed over to a non profit organization to help treat ill or injured animals, which eases their suffering and makes ‘em more adoptable.  It pays for upgrades to living conditions as well. 

I know nunna us wanna live in a 3’x4’ crate for weeks on end, ain’t that da truth?

People can’t lose on dis one!  Dis is a win-win situation.  The only loosahs here will be the homeless pets if ya don’t come and support dis fundraiser.

Ok, ya, so I mentioned boobies, right?  

And if dat ain’t enough- we got some serious packages at this event too… 

What?   RAFFLE PRIZE packages!!   Sheesh.

You know I loves ya – I’ll see you – yeah, I’m lookin’ at you. I’ll see you tomorrow night! 

And get a load-a dis!


  • Helzberg Diamonds – Diamond Bone-Shaped Necklace: Generously donated by a pet advocate! Wowzers!
  • Designer Sunglasses- Prodesign of Denmark: Courtesy of Innovative Eyecare (Dr. Teresa Larcom whom I like to call Dr. Eye Candy)
  • Photoshoot for your pet(s): Courtesy of Ann Brown Photography
  •  Pin Up 101 Class – (Pin Up Hair, Make Up and Posing Tutorials w/ Mini Photoshoot): Courtesy of Vixen Pin Up Photography
  • 3.27 ct Brazilian Tourmaline (loose stone ready for your own setting)  ($490 value): Courtesy of G.E.M. Enterprises
  • Retro Shopping Bag Filled With Poodle Earrings, Poodle Pin, (2) Hair Fascinators, Make up: Courtesy of Retro Vixen
  • Goodie Basket Filled With OVER $100 worth of merchandise- Purse, Jewelry, etc!: Courtesy of ENCORE Boutique
  • $50 Mastercard Gift Card
  • And so much more!!!

Darlings I hope to see you there! I’ve got three new numbers you’ve never seen before!


~ Sweet Louise

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One Response to “Heavy Petting! KC Burlesque and Drag to the RESCUE for homeless animals!”

  1. F and J April 22, 2011 at 7:07 am #

    Yo best Cajun fans wanna beeeee there!!! but cannot except in sprit – to support this important cause and would SO like to see Sweet Louise and friends again!!!! Hoping lots of critter/friendly folks will support the animal welfare cause in a big way while being entertained by you and the other beauties. GOOD for Ms. Goldie!!! – Jeff City, MO.’s Ms. Ruthie would be SOOOOO happy another group like her SNaP non profit org is making a difference for those critters who can’t “speak” for themselves and need rescue and appropriate attention!!! ATTAWAY TO GO – Sweet Louise!!!! Je te dore boucoup, me Sha’ – J and F xoxoxo

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